it came whole, it left a shell

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
04/30/2020 at 09:35 • Filed to: RuqSaq, BexTheTSX

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byeeeeeee donor car

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It was inside my garage while it became ugly(er), but for the last week or more it was on my driveway completely stripped. and just for a few hours it sat in the street ready to be picked up. I’m confident my neighbours did not enjoy it’s blight upon their suburbia

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they were likely equally unthrilled about it being picked up at 10:30pm, with a combination of wood and a large hard plastic pipe to roll/slide it onto the trailer.

but now I have room to move the red civic about, room to work on cleaning up the donor’s engine.... and room to see the oil stain on the driveway that will need attending to. My neighbours love me :D

Except my neighbours directly across the way, they pretend to be ok with my ugly projects, and I’ve agreed to pretend we don’t know where these black lines came from...

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...when really we all know ;)

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 09:46

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Coupe owners are all the same...


Kinja'd!!! SiennaMan > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 09:48

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 It's always nice when you can come to a workable understanding with your neighbors.. :-)


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 10:01

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big red braap and smol red buzzy buzz buzz


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 10:03

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Did you get any cash for the shell? I have a shell I have to dispose of in the near future, I’m unsure if I’ll get more for it if I chop it and run bits individually to the scrapper or if I can get someone to pick up the shell. It’ll be little more than metal and brake/gas lines when I’m done with it.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 10:06

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As long as the homeowner's association doesn't come after you...


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
04/30/2020 at 10:18

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step one is a letter, I know the lady on the corner who gives me the side eye is on the HOA. but the letters often come late. I got one about that tree in my front yard being dead, it was slow enough to arrive that I was able to take a photo of it in full bloom and send that back to them


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
04/30/2020 at 10:21

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selling for parts is nearly always a better choice. I could have gotten more for its components, but that takes time and space to store things.

I got $400 for the shell with a complete interior.

I got a $250 offer from a scrap yard for it, so that was my baseline. 


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 10:27

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I think HOAs are (mostly) pure evil. I live in a 60-year-old development and I have an engine and an axle and other car parts in my driveway. I keep my tent trailer parked on my lawn. It was there for nine years and I got a letter from the county that I had to move it, then a note on my door the next day asking if I want to sell it. I wonder who complained to the county?

Congrats on making project progress.


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 10:30

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That’s how it’s done. Impressive.

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Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 10:45

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Partout?! Partout?! Partout?!

Oh wait....


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 10:53

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Sounds like me entering into and then exiting marriage.

(Just a joke. Been married 28 years next month. So I am a still- married shell.)


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > DutchieDC2R
04/30/2020 at 11:35

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literally 99% of the replies to my ad for teh whole shell was “how much 4 hood?”


Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 11:45

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That pretty much sums up 90% of the Honda scene worldwide. Ive seen someone post up a news article of a guy crashing really bad with his Civic, coming out of it pretty hurt and still some asshole asking if the wheels are for sale. Wtf.


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 12:17

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I do not rat out my neighbors. That’s rule number 1.

Rule number 2 - help neighbors who are actually working on projects - yard work, wrenching, building shit or demolishing shit.

Having prissy neighbors is nice, but I appreciate those who roll up their sleeves and get dirty more. 


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > PartyPooper2012
04/30/2020 at 13:23

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i did help some other neighbours unload some landscaping equipment yeaterday while stripping the car in the street

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Kinja'd!!! The Snowman > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 14:00

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Steal the  splitter banana.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > The Snowman
04/30/2020 at 14:02

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pic of the car was actually taken day one. when it returned to lay down some elevens it was already removed :D


Kinja'd!!! The Snowman > MonkeePuzzle
04/30/2020 at 14:27

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Well then problem solved.